[private communication]

[jcrane]

Our two new interns for the upcoming investigation at the Dini house are Mr. Mellark and Ms. Lichfield.

Comments

[confound]

Please tell me Brown's dismissal was humiliating. Please.

Even if you're lying.

[jcrane]

He did make something of a pest of himself when it became clear even to him that he didn't have the job.

[confound]

That's Brown for you.

[harvdent]

So what's this history here?

[confound]

He's a desperately fame-hungry hack and he's tacky and I hate him.

[murphypendleton]

do they know not to fuckin drop anything

do they understand the consequences of if they do

[jcrane]

I made a point of impressing upon them the respect with which they should treat the equipment, yes.

[murphypendleton]

good because if they pull a van cleer on me, i will rip out their hearts and eat them

i wish i was kidding but i'm not

[jcrane]

Presuming you get there before I do, of course.

[confound]

I would say I feel bad for anyone who incurs the wrath of you two but... I really don't.