[AMA: Dr. Crane and crew]

[confound]

No, really, Dr. Crane is actually here and ready to answer your questions.

Anon commenting is on. I will delete as I see fit.

Comments

[jcrane]

Yes, I really am here. Try not to disappoint me with your questions.

[(Anonymous)]

hey dr crane do ghosts ever flirt with the crew?

[jcrane]

No, they do not.

[(Anonymous)]

dr. crane what are you a doctor of?

[jcrane]

How have you managed to miss both the crew biographies on the website and when I state this in the opening of every episode?

[(Anonymous)]

do you were diapers for when you get the shit scared out of you

[jcrane]

Did Edward tell you to post this?

[(Anonymous)]

Do you ever see animal ghosts?

[(Anonymous)]

what about human or alien ghosts, why is your show so human-centric

nonhuman erasure

[(Anonymous)]

what do you think about living privilege

[jcrane]

I think you need to ask better questions.

[(Anonymous)]

do ghosts have sex with each other?

[jcrane]

I've never asked.

[(Anonymous)]

how do you decide what locations to film at? can people submit suggestions for future investigations?

[jcrane]

A combination of research and who actually gives us permission to film. You may submit well-reasoned, properly spelled suggestions, yes.

[(Anonymous)]

what do you think about spooky scary skeletons?

[jcrane]

They send shivers down my spine, naturally.

[(Anonymous)]

would you ever do it in a haunted house

[jcrane]

Perhaps.

[(Anonymous)]

would you let a ghost peg you

[(Anonymous)]

was it the ghost or the anal sex

[(Anonymous)]

it seems like we never see the same interns twice. do you just go through them that quickly?

[jcrane]

Indeed. Many of them find the job to be... more intense than they expected. By which I mean the equipment is both heavy and expensive.

[(Anonymous)]

eddie, what made you decide to join the team?

and dr. crane or dr. quinzel, what made you keep him?

[jcrane]

We keep trying to get him to leave, but he won't.

[(Anonymous)]

have you ever seen any famous ghosts?

[jcrane]

Not yet, I'm afraid.

[(Anonymous)]

would you do your taxes with a ghost

[jcrane]

If they were an accountant in life, sure.

[(Anonymous)]

eddie where did all those questions go

[confound]

The afterlife, obviously.

[(Anonymous)]

would you let a ghost paint your toenails

[jcrane]

Depends on the color, I suppose.

[(Anonymous)]

Would [noun] ever [verb] [noun] with a ghost

[(Anonymous)]

eddie stop deleting this. it's you with the dirty mind if this comment bothers you hth.

[(Anonymous)]

would you do it with a ghost
would you do it on the coast
would you could you with the host
would you could you in this post

[jcrane]

Not unless we move to cable.

[(Anonymous)]

would you ever consider bringing guest investigators along? i've seen other shows do that

[jcrane]

It would depend on the guest investigator, obviously, but it's a definite possibility.

[(Anonymous)]

what is the oddest place any of you have ever been recognized by a fan?

[jcrane]

In a public restroom.

[(Anonymous)]

Do you think the show is too intense for younger viewers?

[jcrane]

Quite possibly, but I believe we're rated appropriately.

[(Anonymous)]

have you ever experienced anything paranormal while not filming? like during your jobs before?

[jcrane]

I have. It's what lead me to begin the investigations in the first place.

[(Anonymous)]

eddie, what is your stance on using emf detectors?

[confound]

They're misunderstood and overused by investigators.

I bring them in to find false positives. EM fields might explain some of the symptoms of hauntings but they're not really indicative of hauntings. Most of the time EM field spikes are related to, say, the building's electrical. Most of them time when the problems with that are fixed, the "ghost" goes away. They're not used to find ghosts.

[(Anonymous)]

For everybody: are the investigations shown on your show the only ones you do?

[jcrane]

Mostly. We've had a few that couldn't be aired for one reason or another. And of course, there were investigations before we became a show.